Fluttering
November 30, 2008

So, I’ve got a bachelor of science degree in nursing. I graduated with honors, having excelled in classes like microbiology (bear with me), pathophysiology, and pharmacology.
What do you suppose, then, was the most useful bit of information gleaned from my college days? An understanding of the Krebs Cycle? The ability to differentiate labaratory indicators of metabolic acidosis versus respiratory alkalosis? Or, perhaps, the ever-wise “Beer before liquor–never been sicker; liquor before beer–in the clear?”
I’ve recently come to realize, actually, that it was this: Kraft macaroni and cheese tastes best when made with real butter. Thanks, of course, to my dorm roommate.
I am completely content with this revelation, which is either very disturbing, or very Zen.
