Archive for January, 2008

What!?!?!?

January 28, 2008
Check it out. http://www.nkotb.com/

The 30-year-old woman/mother of four/college educated professional/grown up in me thinks, No, no, no! This is beyond wrong! A comeback? That is shamefully bordering on criminal! You poor, pathetic, desperate, old, obsolete has-beens!!!

The 12-year-old in me, gleefully jumping for joy around the Big-Bopper-magazine-poster-wallpapered room in my memory thinks, Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

Bored

January 27, 2008
Me: You know, Self, you should really get blogging. You have so many thoughts, ideas, photographs, and such to share.

Myself: (whining) But I’m borrrrred of blogging!

Me: (rolling eyes) *sigh* You are so fickle!

Myself: (throwing arms up, then down, ragdoll-style, then hanging them dramatically from slumped shoulders, furrowing brow, and curling up top lip) UGH!

*Stomp, stomp, stomp, stomp, stomp, stomp, stomp, stomp, stomp, stomp, stomp, stomp, stomp, stomp, stomp, stomp, stomp, stomp, stomp, *

*SLAM!*

(bored)

They said…

January 10, 2008

Me (after Mowgli pooped on the potty again): “You rock!!!”

Mowgli (furious): “I’m NOT a ROCK!”

Me (after Belle–BDE’s new blog name–asked for a slim fast snack bar): “Those are for old, fat people.”

Belle (aghast): “You’re not OLD!”